♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
Heathcliff: ONE FILLET OF FLOUNDER, COMING UP,
MA PETITE CHAT.
AHH...
UGH...
WHEN DID THEY RAISE THIS THING?
HEE HEE HEE!
GOTCHA...HUH?
AAH!
OOF!
Shopkeeper: COME BACK WHEN WE LOWER OUR STANDARD, TUBBO!
HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
OOF!
TSK TSK TSK!
CATCH YOU LATER, SPORT.
KNUCKLES HAS SOME SALMON HE'S POACHING.
HEY, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO HURT A GUY, SONJA.
THINK I'LL DROWN MY SORROWS WITH SOME WHIPPING CREAM.
AH-AAH!
OOF!
HOW HUMILIATING.
HEE HEE HEE!
TWO QUARTS OF WHIPPING CREAM FOR THE NUTMEGS.
OH!
OOF! UGH! AH!
AAH!
AND A HALF PINT OF NONFAT FOR CHUBS. HA HA.
BON APPETIT.
[GULP]
AHH...
HITS THE SPOT.
[PANTING]
WHEN DID THESE STEPS GET SO HIGH?
AT LEAST I KNOW GRANDMA KEPT A HOME BREAKFAST BURNING.
WHAT?!
MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE CHEF-ETTE.
THE FRIED EGGS AND SAUSAGE WERE MAGNIFIQUE.
GRR...
THIS PLACE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 4 OF US!
HUH?HUH? HUH?
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
IT AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU.
[GRUNTING]
CATCH YOU AT BRUNCH, CHUBBY.
CIAO!
GRR...
RROWR!
THE HOLLANDAISE MADE THE MEAL.
GRR...
AH, DON'T GET UP.
I CAN FIND MY WAY OUT.
Heathcliff: IF YOU HAD ANY MERCY,
YOU'D GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Big cat: MERCY, MY FOOT!
AAH!
HA HA HA HA!
OOF!
THESE KIPPERS ARE GOING COLD.
WHERE ISTHAT MAN?
GRANDPA?
KIPPERS! MY SEVENTH-FAVORITE FISH!
AAH!
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!
WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
Grandpa: HEATHCLIFF, I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
JUST CALM DOWN, DEAR.
I'LL MAKE YOU SOME MORE KIPPERS.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO EAT MYKIPPERS?
HE ALREADY CLEANED HIS OWN BOWL OF FOOD!
OOF!
DON'T GET YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE UP, GRANDPA.
LISTEN TO THE RADIO WHILE I COOK YOU A FRESH BATCH.
Radio announcer: ...SO STAY OFF THAT FREEWAY TODAY,
AND NOW, HERE'S A SPECIAL MESSAGE FOR YOU PET OWNERS.
Man: ARE YOUR MANX BUILT LIKE TANKS?
IS YOUR PERSIAN EMERGIN'?
IN A WORD, IS YOUR CAT TOO FAT?
DANG TOOTIN'!
THIS IS BIFF BICEPS, OWNER OF FELINE GOOD,
THE HEALTH SPA FOR TODAY'S CAT.
IF YOUR TABBY'S TOO FLABBY, THEN COME ON DOWN.
WHY, YOU'D THINK HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HEATHCLIFF!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING, DEAR?
HE WASTALKING ABOUT HEATHCLIFF.
[GULP]
Heathcliff: GIRTH, DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
YAH! YOW!
OH, NO, YOU DON'T! GET BACK HERE, LARDO!
MEOWR!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING TO ME!
MEOWR!
IS YOUR FELINE SHAPED LIKE A SEA LION?
IS YOUR ANGORA ALL OVER THE FLOOR-A?
IS YOUR--
CUT THE SPIEL, BICEPS.
I BROUGHT YOU A HORRIBLE SPECIMEN OF CAT-HOOD.
SHAPE HIM UP, AND DON'T SPARE THE SWEATBAND!
EACH PROGRAM IS SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO--
FIX HIM UP OR SELL HIM.
HERE!
GOTCHA.
YOWR!
TAKE A BREAK, FAT CAT.
IT'S THE LAST ONE YOU'LL GET.
I'VE GOT TO WARM UP THE RACK. HA HA HA HA!
I'LL TAKE A BREAK...
A PRISON BREAK.
OOH...
OOH, WHAT'S THIS?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
NOW, THIS IS WHAT I CALL "FELINE GOOD."
GET DOWN... GET FUNKY...
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
HE'S PUDGY, BUT CUTE!
LIGHT ON HIS FEET FOR BEING SO HEAVY.
WE'LL HELP YOU WORK OFF THIS EXTRA PADDING, CUTIE.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
DON'T JUMP, GIRLS.
THERE'S PLENTY HERE FOR EVERYONE.
[HORN HONKS]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[RING RING]
I'LL JUST CHECK THIS OUT.
IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR...
HEATHCLIFF?!
I'LL CHECK HIM OUT... OUT OF LIFE!
[LAUGHTER]
PARTY'S OVER, GIRLS.
TIME FOR AN ICE CREAM BREAK.
OH, WE CAN'T EAT ICE CREAM.
WE'RE ON A DIET!
THEN DO SOME DEEP KNEE BENDS OVER A TUNA SHERBET!
AAH!
OH, NO!
ICE CREAM DOES SOUND GOOD RIGHT NOW.
I'LL CREAM YOUR ICE!
NOW, WHERE IS THAT TUBBY CAT?
HERE, KITTY, KITTY! UNH!
AH, THERE YOU ARE, YOU LITTLE BUTTERBALL.
TIME FOR OUR STRETCHING EXERCISES.
15 MINUTES OUGHT TO GET RID OF THOSE FLABBY ARMS.
15 MINUTES OF THIS, AND MY FLABBY ARMS ARE GONNA FALL RIGHT OFF!
[GROANING]
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, GRANDPA.
HUH?
THANK MY LUCKY STARFISH.
I LIVED.
NOW TO TIGHTEN UP THOSE SORRY PECS.
8 TIMES YOUR WEIGHT OUGHT TO DO IT.
NO CHEATING!
IT TOOK ME YEARS OF SELF-INDULGENCE TO GET MY CHEST THIS FLABBY.
COME ON! ONE...
OHH!
I'VE GOT TO KEEP MY MIND ON PLEASANT THOUGHTS,
OR I'LL CRACK UP.
80 POUNDS OF TUNA...
UGH!
HUH?
GRR... RROWR!
WHEN I OPEN MY EYES, THAT UGLY FACE'LL BE GONE.
HEY, THERE!
YIKES!
IT GOT WORSE!
UP WE GO, TIGER!
NOW THAT YOU'RE WARMED UP,
WE CAN REALLY WORK ON THOSE FLABBY HINDQUARTERS.
WHAT IS THIS, A GYM OR A MEAT MARKET?
A BRISK PACE FOR 20 MILES
WILL BE GOOD FOR YOUR FLANKS.
JUST AS I THOUGHT... MEAT MARKET.
[CROWD CHEERING]
AH...THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS.
UNH!
UGH!
NO! NO! NO!
LYING DOWN ON THE JOB?
THIS WON'T DO.
YOU DO SEEM THINNER.
WHEW!
SEE WHAT YOU HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO?
LUNCH?
MY LUNCH, NOT YOURS.
HA HA HA!
IS THIS AN ELECTRIC CHAIR?
THIS C-C-CAN'T B-BE HAPPENING T-TO ME!
TH-TH-THIS CAN'T-- CAN'T BE REAL!
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT!
[STRAINING]
ENOUGH!
TIME TO CALL THE CAT CAVALRY.
[BEEPING]
[CLANGING]
ALL RIGHT! WE GOT THE MESSAGE!
IT'S FROM HEATHCLIFF.
HE WANTS US TO GET OVER TO FELINE GOOD ON THE DOUBLE.
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
Big cat: "P.S., OR ELSE."
YOU CALLED, BIG GUY?
HEY, HEATHCLIFF, THIS EXERCISE STUFF AGREES WITH YOUSE.
YEAH, BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR US
TO GIVE A LITTLE INSTRUCTION.
TAKE NO PRISONERS!
WHOA!
WHAT...OHH...
PUT ME DOWN!
I DIDN'T MEAN THERE!
OH, NO!
UNH!
UGH! UGH!
OHH...UGH!
OHH...
[HEATHCLIFF WHISTLES]
Biff: NO! AAH!
Heathcliff: HEY, BIFF, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
NO NO NO!
HEE HEE HEE!
NO NO NO!
COME, COMRADES.
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK AWAITS.
Biff: NO...OH!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
OOH, HUNKS!OOH, HUNKS!OOH, HUNKS!
WOW!
LOOK AT THAT BODY!
LOOK AT THOSE MUSCLES!
MY HEATHY...
[METALLIC CLATTERING]
THERE.
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.
I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT THIS TIME.
[CLICK, WHIR]
AAH!
OH!
HEY! CHANGE IT BACK!
CHANGE IT BACK!
OHH...
I THOUGHT YOU FIXED IT.
MAYBE IF WE PUT SOMEONE HEAVIER IN THAT SEAT, IT WILL WORK.
MUNGO, YOU SIT OVER WHERE HECTOR IS.
DUH...O.K., RIFF RAFF.
STOP HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
HE'LL CRUSH HECTOR WITH HIS ENORMOUS WEIGHT!
Hector: AAH! UHH...
NO, MUNGO,
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SIT ON HECTOR.
I WANTED YOU TO SIT OVER THERE
AND FOR HECTOR TO SIT IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT.
DUH...OH.
NOW IT SHOULD WORK.
YEEAAH!
CHANGE IT BACK!
AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
UH, WE WERE JUST FIXING THE CAR.
PLEASE INTERRUPT!
WELL, I'VE JUST COME OVER TO TELL YOU THAT
I'VE BEEN NAMED MISS OFF-ROAD BY THE OFF-ROAD RACERS ASSOCIATION.
I'LL BE PRESENTING THE TROPHY
TO THE WINNER OF
TOMORROW'S BIG RACE.
THAT'S GREAT, CLEO.
WE'LL COME BY AND WATCH YOU GIVE OUT THE TROPHY.
WELL, I HAVE A LOT TO DO BEFORE TOMORROW,
SO I'LL SEE YOU THERE. BYE, RIFF RAFF.
BYE, CLEO.
IMAGINE THAT!
MY CLEO IS MISS OFF-ROAD!
YEAH? WELL, IMAGINE HER KISSING SOME OTHER GUY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, HECTOR?
WHEN MISS OFF-ROAD PRESENTS THE TROPHY, SHE KISSES THE WINNER.
THEN SHE DANCES WITH HIM AT THE BIG PARTY AFTER THE RACE.
THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION--
I HAVE TO WIN THE RACE AND YOU 3 HAVE TO HELP ME.
DUH...OH, BOY!
WE'RE GONNA RACE!
AAH!
[CRUNCH]
WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO ENTER THIS RACE?
WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU WERE GONNA KISS THE WINNER.
Race announcer: DRIVERS,
TAKE YOUR PLACES AT THE STARTING LINE.
DUH...THAT'S US! THAT'S US!
GOOD LUCK, BOYS!
[WHISTLING]
IF THE SUN STAYS BRIGHT,
MY SOLAR-POWERED VAN WILL WIN THIS RACE.
I FIXED THEM, BILLY BOB.
HEY, GOOD WORK, CLEM.
NOW I'M SURE TO WIN THIS-HERE RACE.
Race announcer: GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES.
[ENGINES REV]
I'LL SEE Y'ALL ON THE VICTORY STAND, CLEO.
YEAH. AND YOU'LL SEE ME NEXT TO HER.
YAAH! YAAH!YAAH!
HEE HEE.
I THINK I'LL WATCH YOUR HANDIWORK, CLEM,
AND THEN RACE WHOEVER'S LEFT.
HEE HEE HEE! HEE HEE HEE!
[HISS]
HUH?
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
Y'ALL READY TO FIX THIS SOLAR-POWERED VAN, CLEM?
I'M READY, BILLY BOB!
HUH?
HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA HA!
THAT'S ONE MORE DOWN.
Junkyard cats: YAAH!
Hector: SLOW DOWN, RIFF RAFF!
NO WAY. WE'VE GOT THE LEAD, AND I'M GONNA KEEP IT.
THERE'S NO LEAD TO KEEP. WE'RE WAY BEHIND THAT HEAP.
WHAT'S THAT?!
I'M SURE GLAD WE TOOK THAT LITTLE OLD SHORTCUT.
HEE HEE HA HA HA!
YEAH, BUT THAT CADILLAC'S GAINING ON US.
NO PROBLEM!
[TIRES SCREECH]
Mungo: DUH...HOW CAN YOU SEE TO DRIVE, RIFF RAFF?
IT'S JUST LIKE DRIVING IN THE CITY.
HUH?! HUH?!
WELL, THIS LITTLE OLD OIL SLICK OUGHT TO SLOW THEM DOWN.
HEY!
All: AAH...AAH! WHOA...OH...OH!
HA HA HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
THAT WAS ALMOST SERIOUS.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ALMOST?
WHOA! AAH!
All: AAH! AAH! AAH!
Riff Raff: MUNGO, LEAN LEFT!
All: WHOA...OH!
WHOO-WEE!
I BET THOSE GUYS ARE MAD.
YIKES!
WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LOOK!
O.K., O.K., THAT'S IT.
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
DO Y'ALL HAVE THOSE TACKS I TOLD Y'ALL TO BRING?
YEP. RIGHT HERE.
THROW THE TACKS IN FRONT OF THE WHEELS.
[POP POP POP]
[HISS]
[GASP]
I MEANT THEIRWHEELS!
OHH...
NO!
[ENGINE REVS]
All: AAH! WHOA! OH!
OOF!
UH, MUNGO,
WOULD YOU MIND GETTING OFF MY HEAD NOW?
DUH...I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT, RIFF RAFF.
Billy Bob: THERE THEY ARE!
[ENGINES REVVING]
WE'RE GAINING ON THEM NOW!
HEY, LOOK!
THAT SOLAR-POWERED VAN IS BACK.
I'M GONNA GET RID OF THAT GUY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
Billy Bob, Clem: YAHOO!
DUH...HE'S GAINING ON US, RIFF RAFF.
I KNOW! I KNOW!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
YIKES!
WHOA!
All: AAH...AAH!
Mungo: WELL, WE'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
HA HA HA HA.
Clem: NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, BILLY BOB?
[BUBBLING] I DON'T KNOW...
Riff Raff: WHICH WAY, MUNGO?
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
[WATER RUSHES]
Riff Raff: O.K., MUNGO. WHICH WAY?
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
[TIRES SCREECH]
WHICH WAY, MUNGO?!
STRAIGHT AHEAD.
WHAT?!
MUNGO, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO READ A MAP?
UH-HUH. I DID JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME
I KEPT US GOING BY USING THE COMPASS.
WHAT COMPASS?!
THIS ONE.
MUNGO, THAT'S PAINTED ON THERE!
NO MATTER HOW YOU HOLD THE PAPER,
IT POINTS TO NORTH ON THE MAP!
YEAH... I NOTICED THAT, TOO.
GIMME THAT!
I KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
[TIRES SCREECH]
Mungo: DUH... IT'S ALL MY FAULT WE RAN OUT OF GAS?
THAT'S RIGHT.THAT'S RIGHT.
Riff Raff: MUSH! MUSH!
HURRY! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
Billy Bob: HEE HEE HEE! HA HA HA HA!
I'LL SEE Y'ALL AT THE FINISH LINE.
I'LL BE THE ONE KISSING YOURGIRL!
I'VE GOT IT! HEY, MUNGO...
THERE'S A BOX OF KITTY CRACKERS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE FINISH LINE.
OH, BOY!
[WHISTLING]
Riff Raff: THERE! THERE!
WHAT?!
Riff Raff: LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
YAHOO!
[CLICKING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
All: HUH?
IT'S A GIRL!
THAT MEANS SHE'LL BE GETTING HER TROPHY FROM MR.OFF-ROAD...
UHH...
OHH... OHH...
OH! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?
YOU MEAN THIS WAS ALL FOR NOTHING?
OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.
Iggy: EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR KIDS AND CATS.
HUH?
TIME FOR YOUR EXERCISE!
OUCH! MIGHT AS WELL HUMOUR THE KID. WON'T GET ANY REST
UNTIL I DO.
RUN WITH YOUR DOG. GET SOME STRING AND PLAY WITH YOUR CAT.
IT'S GOOD FOR THEIR HEALTH, AND THEY'LL LOVE YOU FOR IT.
OUCH! YEAH, BUT DON'T OVERDO IT!
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